Dinosaur erotica. A lot of people who read romance know by now that this is a real thing. Dinosaur smut. Since I am never one to shy away from weirdness, of course I had to try one. Or twenty. Here is one I read awhile back, called Taken by the T-Rex, written by Christie Sims, who has also written Mating in Flight (read it; link is to my review at Goodreads) and Ravaged by the Centaur (which I have not read; I need to get on that).
Anyhow, here is my review for Taken by the T-Rex. If you are daring and have not tried dinosaur erotica yet, you HAVE TO. Even when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good just because… dinosaur porn is cray cray!
Okay, so this didn’t suck (hehe), but I was hoping for more…
This story takes place when humans and dinosaurs roamed the earth together…
Oh wait, that never happened? Are you sure?
So here’s Drin.
She is a cave woman huntress. A T-Rex is always attacking her village and killing people. She’s the only one who wants to do something about it. Everyone else just wants to keep moving to a different spot and hope the dinosaur doesn’t find them. One day, Drin lures the T-Rex off to some traps she made. She ends up falling down, spread-eagle, and discovers the T-Rex has more in mind than just ripping her apart and eating her. (Well, he would rip her apart, but in a different way…)
A-a-a-a-a-n-d, this is the “huge” problem (hehe). Horny T-Rex is really big in more ways than one. Humans don’t have holes like this:
There’s no way he’s getting it in there.
How is this going to work? And this is where the story gets…weird.
Drin heroically figures out she can wrap her body around it, cling to him, and help T-Rex to… completion.
And when he does? It’s a little something like this. All over.
It made me feel a little like this:
But at least Drin has a “happy ending” too, from the friction against her girly parts.
I don’t know, I was a little disappointed. It seemed promising, but I was expecting… oh, more “taking” involved? I mean, if we can get a story where humans live alongside dinos, why not a dino that “fits” a human female somehow? You knows?
It was like, only a half-taking.
But it was kind of funny and I’m still glad I read it. I’m always on the look-out for cray cray, over the top stuff. hehe
So, until next time, stay Freaky peoples of the world. If you ever come across a horny dinosaur, remember, it is NOT going to fit. Unless he has a magical peen (which there are some of those stories out there too, haha).
Have a great weekend!