So around this time last year, I was reading a Christmas erotica called Old St. Nick’s Gender Swap Trick (Gender Swap Feminization Menage Santa Claus Krampus Christmas Festive Holiday Erotica). Wow, that is some title, huh? I like to read this silly stuff every once in awhile, and since it’s that time of year, I thought I would share part of my review. I won’t include it in its entirety here, but if you’d like to read the full review, it’s at Goodreads.
So in this one, we have Santa who is preparing for Christmas, when he receives some homemade cookies from, who else, Krampus. Silly Santa shoves one in his piehole before his elf advisors can tell him that is probably not a good idea, and what happens?
Santa turns into a sexy female! A sexy, horny female. It’s time for a jolly old gangbang!
This story had a good dose of the funneh, which is important to me when we’re dealing with over the top ridiculous porn/smut. There were LOTS of fluids. No hole is safe.
Miraculously, the tiny elves have huge peens.
“Nine inches long and nearly as girthy as a canned Christmas ham”
The “elf chowder” (bonus for coming up with that one) tasted like liquid candy cane, which is always a nice touch to add in Christmas porn.
Exclamations that should be used more often:
“Jingle Bells!” and “Sweet Baby Rudolph!”
The only downside is that even though Santa was kind of “tricked” into eating the cookies and becoming a woman, he was still married and therefore cheated on Mrs. Claus. According to this short story, their marriage was ruined because Mrs. Claus had surveillance set up previously in the room where the sex went down.
They ended up selling the sex tape as Holly Jolly XXXmas and it became the top-selling porn of all time.
I mean, I thought it was funny.
Well, that’s it for this time. Stay Freaky and have a happy Christmas and merry New Year and all that.
We’ll be doing some yearly wrap ups soon and blog about our favorite books and movies, etc. Hard to believe 2017 is almost over! It flew by!